Scientists, who have been working on ‘female Viagra’ for years made a startling accidental discovery and have found that a man presenting his credit and debit card in exchange for shoes, clothes and handbags can do wonders for a woman’s sex drive. The experience of “shopping” can be further heightened by the male making a focused effort not to “whine and whinge” and periodically offering comments such as “Definitely the Jimmy Choos babe” or “GAWD NO, your bum looks great in that”, and “spend as much as you like babe, my bonus will cover that” but men were totally delighted after trials showed that a side effect known as “not lasting the duration” did nothing to reduce the woman’s pleasure!
“Shopping” was discovered by a male researcher (who wanted to remain anonymous) when his wife forgot her handbag and purse on a trip into town. Reluctantly he offered to accompany her “shopping” and he was astounded by the observations he made when he had to pay for her purchases “When we got home it was as if she was a different woman – the exact same fantasy, in fact, that I’d been using to help me for years to get it up.” He said
However, doctors have warned men that their partner’s side effects, to the new ‘Female Viagra’ such as an increased tolerance of time spent in the pub, watching sports on TV and spending time with mates are likely to wear off quickly and require further treatments.
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